The weirdest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth

I’m sure you’ve all wondered from time to time, so I decided to share at last my answer to one of the world’s great mysteries: What is the weirdest thing I’ve ever had in my mouth?

“It looked like something from a horror movie and smelled worse, which rather suggested that drinking it would be…problematic. Like sucking down Chthulu-flavored cake batter.” And yet, this is not the answer.

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